Fifty Ways to Kill You Peasants

Air Lift Underground

Aug 26, 2022

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Air Lift Underground

Aug 27, 2022Author

If anyone reading this can do a passable Paul Simon impression, please say so.

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Air Lift Underground

Aug 27, 2022Author

Thanks to Pearl for the title and idea for this.

https://substack.com/profile/41403492-pearl

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Aug 27, 2022Liked by Air Lift Underground

I can't believe how quickly you did this - most impressive! And Xi in place of Lee! Haha...of course!!

Thanks guys. That was great.

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